Dan's Dangan Roleplay Revenge List

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The Headmaster
Pink-Haired Girl that said “Dan-San” Sonico
The “Princess” Anna
The Guy that’s taller than me and won’t let me pet his lion Lysandre
The Guy that hit my crotch Tran
The Girl that says I smell Cynthia
Old Hobo Simon
Asshole that thinks he’s a wizard, I don’t even care what his name is I’m not changing it
Monobear
Homura
Cecil
Inaba
Betty Grof
Corrupt Cop
Weird fucking “Hope” thing
Monobear
Whoever invented locks
Whoever invented gates
Nosy Bird
Betty
Anyone who disrespects Shakespeare
Mom
Inaba
BETTY BETTY BETTY BETTY
SIMON
The “Sea Wizard”
MONOBEAR FOR TAKING BRUTUS FROM ME
MONOBEAR FOR THAT FAKEY FAKE FAKE MOTIVE
Saki
Betty and Simon
BEAT AND BETTY
Mom
Anna sounds accusatory
BETTY
EVERYONE WHO CLAPPED WHEN BETTY PUNCHED ME
MONOBEAR
Everyone who voted for Miriam
Jeremiah Burger
Weddings
Simon
Betty
Simon
Pencils that are too dull
Pencils that are too sharp
Betty
Simon
Betty
Naomi
Cynthia
I wonder how Mr. Mumbles is doing
Its been two weeks. Is she safe? Is Chris taking care of her? Is Mr. Mumbles

[Here Dan has a lot of math to figure out how much food a cat eats in three weeks. There’s a little doodle of a cat in the corner. There is also one of Beat making smoothies. Beat looks more like a monkey than a teenager, honestly.]

Betty
Monobear
Betty
Six people are dead..
The Adoptive Agency
Dennis’ adopted parents
I wonder how he’s doing. Is he happy without me?
Monobear
MONOBEAR
MONOBEAR
THE FUCKER THINKS HE CAN GET ME TO MURDER SOMEONE
BY BRINGING UP HORTENSE
I’LL THROTTLE HIM BEFORE I GET TO ANYONE ELSE
Well-organized rooms
Betty Anna Excuse you I’m just trying to help, you assholes
Cecil
Inaba
Paper cranes
IMPOSTORS
THE IMPOSTOR
TELEMARKETERS WHO ARE ALSO IMPOSTORS
CECIL PALMER
CECIL PALMER IMPOSTOR

[There’s a notable space between the note “Cecil” and the next info]

Cecil Palmer
Impostors and telemarketers
Monobear
Anyone that traps me on the 4th Floor again
Anyone that traps me on any floor again
Anyone that keeps me up for days doing this
anyone that imprisons me in a building like this
why is this happening to me
i haven’t done anything wrong
so many people are dead
why haven’t i saved the day by now
why isn’t monobear suffering under my foot
Betty
Anyone who disrespects my grandmother’s devilled eggs
The Japanese Language
Cynthia’s Language
Anna’s Language
All languages other than English
Britain
Canada Apparently I took care of that already
Sonico
The Corrupt Cop
Simon
Goku
Wet floors
Kirei
Pools
Whoever puts fucking tea in pools
Kirei
Kirei
I stress Kirei
Evil crowns
just fuck everything
i’m not supposed to still be here
people keep dying
why can’t i do anything right here
what’s wrong with this place
nothing is working the way its supposed
no one can even talk to me right now
what if Mr. Mumbles is dead
i'm supposed to have my revenge by now
this is wrong
this is all wrong
Kirei
why did everyone act like its a bad thing to enjoy suffering
that’s normal
i’m normal
Monobear
Monobear
Monobear
Monobear
Monobear
Monobear
Monobear
Monobear
Monobear
Monobear
Monobear
Everything is Monobear’s fault
Nothing will get better until he dies
I don’t want to die
I never got to marry Hortense
I never saw Dennis again
I never got everything I deserved
Chris must be devastated without me
Is he taking care of Mr Mumbles?
Beat and Cynthia would like Mr. Mumbles. I think she’d like them too.
If we get out of here, I want to take them to meet her.
Maybe they could find her and Chris if I don’t make it out.
Maybe they’d take care of Brutus too
As if
Why should they care
Nobody cares about me
No one’s ever cared about me
Everyone’s always demeaning me, telling me I’m an asshole, that I’m good for nothing
Its got to be an act.
Cynthia and Beat are just making fun of me behind my back
They’re all planning on killing me as soon as I’m not useful to them.
They’d rather trust the fucking cop.
Cops can be bought and sold.
He’s filth and only now are they noticing
They trusted him more than they did me.
Well he showed them
I was right and no one even apologized
MIRIAM
LYSANDRE
KIREI
INABA
BIRD GUY
PEOPLE THAT CAME BACK TO LIFE
how could you do this to me
I felt bad for them
and it doesn’t even matter
nothing we do matters
and nothing I do matters to anyone
They all think I’m worthless
They’re all filth
Monobear is filth
Monobear
Monobear
Monobear
Monobear
Monobear
Monobear
Monobear
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My ashes, as the phoenix, may bring forth
A bird that will revenge upon you all:
And in that hope I throw mine eyes to heaven,
Scorning whate'er you can afflict me with.
Arm, arm and out!
If this which he avouches does appear,
There is no flying hence, nor tarrying here
Ring the alarum-bell! Blow wind, come whack!
At we'll die with harness on our back.