Dan's MLJ Revenge List

[angry_jerk]

Horsses Pionies Ponies

Uinocrns Unicorns

Peat ajdbaka Pegasuses

Pony wolfdr Pony world

Hooves

Bee Queen Honeycomb Melissa

Harvester Chisalius (???)

Whoever came up with the name Crisaiyus (???)

Whoever turned me into a kid

That one tool

Pinkie Pie

Wrenches

90s Kid

Steel

One More Day

90s Kid

Guy who didn’t know who Shakespeare was

Impostor kid me

Giant fire-breathing baby that pretended to be me

Harvey

That one mare who tried to stop our love

90s Kid

Love Arrows

the Impostor known as Cecil

Bartenders

Her majesty Luasdfas.

I mean her almighty and wise luansdf

The one I must obey at all times and listen to her sagely orders oh screw it

Griffons

Loud colt in alley

Snarky mare in alley

Mare who can’t cook worth a damn

Teenagers

Airheads

Jerks

Fluttershy Don’t take it out on Fluttershy

Bartenders

Ponyville

This stupid pony country

This stupid pony world

The sun

Everything ever

Oh god I hate this week

I don’t even really want this job

But I need this job

God I hope I get it

I hope I get it

How many people does she need

Wait what was that

Was that Chorus Line

Have I gone so mad with boredom I’m singing Chorus Line

Screw this week

But I just gotta turn the anger off

Like a lightswitch

It goes click

Its a nifty mormon OH WHAT THE HELL

Easy Lift

Other guardpony

Winter Wrap Up

Songs that stick in your head

Weird faux-Celestia

Faux-Celestia goons

Pinkie Pie

The ghost/alien/demon possessing Pinkie Pie

Don

That reminds me: Elise’s parents

Also: Elise