Dan (
angry_jerk) wrote2014-01-20 09:36 pm
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IC Contact Post

"You've reached Dan. I can't grace you with my magnificence at the moment due to circumstances beyond my control. Leave a-"
"Dan, what are you doing?!"
"I keep forgetting to leave tape one of these things! I'm not letting myself forget this time!"
"But the police are right behind us!"
"You're such a worry-wort! Anyway, leave a message at the beep."